The Best of Us Can Find Happiness in Misery.: Archive

If Tumblr Trained for the Hunger Games

Trainer: Ok, so if you're attacked-
Me: Sonic it.
Me: Get the salt.
Me: Fake your own death.
Me: Expelliarmus.
Me: Use the Force.
Trainer: Ok, and if that doesn't work?
Me: Stick 'em with the pointy end.

Apr 1st

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nice spring day. actually one of the best days i’ve had in a long time. Now I sit here and wait for mum so we can watch a movie…being weird

Apr 1st

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FUCKKKING FUCK

housewifeswag: thighearmuffs: I’m trying to put on my makeup while on skype with Taylor. All the sudden she decides to be naughty and start talking dirty. I have headphones on so she is right in my ear, talking soft and OMGGG. I put on eye liner BEFORE eye shadow then I fuck up my mascara THEN, I SMEAR MY EYELINES ALL OVER MY NOSE. This woman. Now, something is dripping down my leg. ...

Apr 1st

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